Politics has always been a major issue in the Philippines. Most people would usually say that politics here is so bad that I usually get comments such as "We're the most corrupt country in asia" or "The Filipinoes have managed to perfect the art of corruption". With the incoming elections slowly coming around I can truly say that politics is in the air. To add to the spirit of that, I've been taking note of the advertisments being shown on t.v., print and radio. Those were good laughs especially the one with that famous Willie Revillame song. If you haven't heard that now, I honestly suggest you go watch local t.v. for a couple of hours and wait for it. Anyways, I've taken a few snapshots of some of the print adds that stood out. Here are some of the pictures:
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PUBLIC NOTICE: The owner of this blog is not advertizing any of of the pictures that are depicted as follows. Any comments posted here will always be perceived to be in good faith and in the spirit reading entertainment. So, wag kayong ma offend ha. I mean you guys advertized yourself. All I'm saying is what I'm writing is just plain good clean fun. No personal attacks intended. Okay?
Talk about capitalizing on Pinoy Big brothers fame.
NOTICE TO KUYA: Its not that wer'e trying to evict you but Kuya, your'e not the only kuya in town anymore. I mean this could turn into sheer bitter rivalry(much like the intense rivalry of La Salle and Ateneo come UAAP season) about who the real kuya is and who the real kuya should be. This could be big people. I'm theorizing that a rivalry this big could spark a political debate among peers that could topple the very fabric of the fragile space time continuum. Of course granted Manny Pacqiao would fight for the honor of the Filipino people instead of running for President, all else is lost. Not unless he throws in a couple of beers for everybody yet again that would be really nice. I just love the idea of Manny Pacqiao knocking everybody out not with his fists but with the shameless abuse of alcohol. Yee-Haw!
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I could just imagine this in my mind. [People screaming] "DAVE KA NA BA!!!???" Then they reply "DAVE NA DAVE NA!!!". hahahahahaha. I can't get it out of my mind. It just works..hahahahaha
Don't you just love the way he poses ala boxer.hehehehe. Action man? Don't kid me because I'm already laughing out loud. I'm sure there's a much more appropriate term describing the term "action". Being an avid martial artist myself, the fighting stance to me has always been a sign of impending violence or a sign of upholding and reiterating a manhood. Its just so ironic that given the fighting stance, one has to smile. That could get you sucker punched in the face a thousand times and knock the be-jesus out of you. Of course, you see stars after that. I mean, your fighting right? Theres a vivid picture that comes to mind. Its UFC's Big John Mcarthy yelling "WHY YOU SMILIN'!!?? YOU FIGHTING!!!!". hahahaha
I still believe that they should keep politics clean although that my friends, is a distant possibility thats near to impossible from happening here in this country. Thats it people. Hopefully I'll be posting more soon before elections. Change the country, vote wisely everybody!
POSTED BY KIWI VERGARA AT 04:32 PM FROM LAS PINAS, MLA
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